What is it about barmaids that drive men to perv over them regardless of how they look? More research must be done into this strange power barmaids can summon over drunk men!

I’m in the local pub at the moment and just had to witness some drunk idiot try and speak French to a barmaid who was presumably French. It was painful to say the least, especially considering I had to wait for him to finish his attempt at woeing her before I could get served.